zeldathemes
and i'll rise like the break of dawn

It's funny how some distance can make everything seem small

I'm surprised you have a boyfriend with all that unwanted fat. It must be hard to find your vagina during sex.

Anonymous

unskinny:

Wow, it must really burn you up inside that a fat girl is not only having good sex but is also loved and appreciated.

Now normally I would say, “Don’t worry, anon, there is someone out there for you too.” But who am kidding? No one wants to date person who has nothing better to do than waste their time sending hate to random strangers on the internet and who knows so little about the human body and about sexual intercourse that they can’t figure out how someone who is fat can have sex.

Sorry anon, your life is garbage.  I hope you like fucking your hand.


Da Vinci’s idea of physical perfection

Da Vinci’s idea of physical perfection

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

goteamjosh:

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers while I pet Stark.

validx2:

When your room already clean

macromvontus:

candiedmoon:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it

seals are literally puppies with flippers